Rap Dad: Beats, Rhymes, and Wipes

Your baby is here. You’re scared because you don’t have a button at your house to beckon a nurse. You’re scared because she spits up. A ton. You’re scared because her belly is bulging and you’re sure you are a doctor because you have high speed internet. Relax Dad. You’re going to be OK, and…

Russell Westbrook’s Season Is Bigger Than Basketball

Throughout Russell Westbrook’s career it’s been easy to be anti-Russell Westbrook. Although it’s impossible to ignore his game- averaging triple doubles and breaking records all over- it’s been the way he’s carried himself on the court, with the media, and with the fans that’s made him an easy target for haters like me. I’d preach…

Lorde Fredd33- NORF: The Legend of Hotboy Ronald

Lorde Fredd33’s debut, The Legend of Hotboy Ronald, dropped last May. Pitchfork called it “a deeply personal portrait of Black life from America’s rust belt”. That’s a great sentence. I need to write more. Fredd33’s art is wedged perfectly between jazzy 90’s nods and today’s top-40 electronic pulse. You could pigeonhole his sound as “trap”,…

Lansky Jones Goes Gonzo

You’ve stumbled onto the confessions of an old, washed rap dinosaur whose routine is painfully typical. He turns on the laptop every few days- checks the same sites that remind him it’s getting harder and harder to relate. He crafts anonymous and meticulously critical (yet hilarious) comments for the culture (after checking for grammar errors)….